Monthly Archives: December 2012

2012 in review

The stats helper monkeys prepared a 2012 annual report for this blog.

Here’s an excerpt:

4,329 films were submitted to the 2012 Cannes Film Festival. This blog had 23,000 views in 2012. If each view were a film, this blog would power 5 Film Festivals

Click here to see the complete report.


Merry War on Christmas


Here’s a holiday treat!

Never mind that creepy as hell Micheal Keaton weepie about the dad reincarnated as a snowman.

This is the real deal. The killer snowman movie!
Shot on a shoestring budget in a town with NO SNOW!

Happy Holidays, suckers!

Pain Level: 8/10

Quality of Pain: Brainfreeze from Hell

Painjoyment™ Level: This will tide you into the new year when I start writing again.